Let Loose the Moose 

The act of revealing you're genitals and shaft to perform in any sexual activity.

Boyfriend: "hey babe I'm gonna go.
Girlfriend: "why?"
Boyfriend: "I'm gonna go let loose the moose."
OR
"As the young lonely man was sitting in his basement he thought to himself, "now with mom and dad asleep I can let loose the moose."

Let Loose the Moose by RESTERONER October 13, 2009

who goose the moose 

swaying ur crotch back and forth with your legs wide open trying to swing your dick into your ass hole

hey joe, i totally beat who goose the moose last night

who goose the moose by Clayton Kaiser November 12, 2008

Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?

1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."

Tap the moose by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016

Missing the moose 

Someone misses the moose when he or she loses sight of a major chain of events.

Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.

-"Bush is an idiot."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."

Missing the moose by nemmo June 27, 2006

doing the moose 

A heavy set hairy woman wandering the bar looking for a meal

"Watch out for that girl doing the moose!"

doing the moose by Voltron86 December 5, 2013

ride the moose 

Similar to warm it up, riding the moose is the act of beginning an event or starting the festivities; usually a party.

Clutch, I'm ready to party. Go ride the moose.

ride the moose by fragilenerd January 9, 2007

Under the Moose 

The condition you're in when you're having an awful day at work, or are otherwise feeling worthless and crapped upon.

In reference to the 2009 Superbowl commercial - Monster: "Moose"

Joe: So how has work been going, Bob?

Bob: I've been feeling a little Under the Moose lately.

Under the Moose by HexMaster February 4, 2009