Boyfriend: "hey babe I'm gonna go.
Girlfriend: "why?"
Boyfriend: "I'm gonna go let loose the moose."
OR
"As the young lonely man was sitting in his basement he thought to himself, "now with mom and dad asleep I can let loose the moose."
Girlfriend: "why?"
Boyfriend: "I'm gonna go let loose the moose."
OR
"As the young lonely man was sitting in his basement he thought to himself, "now with mom and dad asleep I can let loose the moose."
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by Clayton Kaiser November 12, 2008
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(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016
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Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.
Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.
-"Bush is an idiot."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."
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Get the doing the moose mug.Similar to warm it up, riding the moose is the act of beginning an event or starting the festivities; usually a party.
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In reference to the 2009 Superbowl commercial - Monster: "Moose"
In reference to the 2009 Superbowl commercial - Monster: "Moose"
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