A: "No, man, I think we're just going to sit home tonight and watch Alice in Wonderland."
B: "Isn't Alice in Wonderland still in theaters?"
A: "Yeah, it is. I Jack Sparrowed it."
B: "Isn't Alice in Wonderland still in theaters?"
A: "Yeah, it is. I Jack Sparrowed it."
by simplistikmind April 11, 2010

The best pirate to sail the horizon!!!
the most humorous of the lot!!
the sexiest of the lot
ladies and gentleman:its CAPT. Jack Sparrow!!!
the most humorous of the lot!!
the sexiest of the lot
ladies and gentleman:its CAPT. Jack Sparrow!!!
by rahul007 August 14, 2006

The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.
Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*
by shoelessloons September 19, 2010

My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.
by Mrs. Sparrow Brandybuck December 28, 2003

by Whowantsabodymassage August 18, 2008

1. Sexy, sexy, sexy, hott, sexy, evil, sexy, sexy.
2. Makes the best quotes ever.
3. Brilliant/mad. daft
4. A rum-soaked piiirate. pirate
2. Makes the best quotes ever.
3. Brilliant/mad. daft
4. A rum-soaked piiirate. pirate
by deppths of johnny November 22, 2003

"but why is the rum gone"?
by eva guold October 5, 2003
