the floor general

someone who is insanely sick (good) at chinese poker; is able to pull out of tight situations by whipping out hands that an average player would not have expected to have seen

that asian kid that i know, he's a floor general

by the floor general July 6, 2005

The Gaming General

Nice person, always wishes the best for people, loves Star Wars. Mostly active on Twitter and hates Pedos.

Your a Star Wars fan, you must know The Gaming General on Twitter

by Someone that's bored October 8, 2020

The Youngest General

Some one that's name starts with an "A" is considered The Youngest general or King, Boss or anything that is in the category of being a TOP DOG

People Named: Ali, Aliou or any type of male with an A meets the criteria

Keep messing around or The Youngest General deals with you

by oUITTT May 24, 2023

The Dollar General

Hey, Ridge, you're not doing shit, bitch I got within arms reach of three will their disabled grandmother struggled to get into the store... Where were you then? Not pretending, bitch. That's where.

Hym "Where were you at The Dollar General and what is a crippled old lady going to do to stop me?"

by Hym Iam June 5, 2024

Giving Birth to a General in the Burns Unit

To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.

Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.

by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009

The stubb-meister-general

He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.

Oh my god, it’s the stubb-Meister-general!!! Hide your wives!!!!

by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."

Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024