Retox Embrace

That feeling that takes hold of you during a bender after an extended period of sobriety.

What's wrong with Joe? He looks different.

He quit drinking for three months and started back with a vengeance last week, it's just a Retox Embrace.

by stuartc1 January 8, 2014

Embracing The Turtle

To engage and specificaly indulge ones self in the illicit act of smoking wacky tobacky, herb, marijuana, or hash hishe.

Bartholomuel and I were rather discombobulated after a long evening of Embracing The Turtle.

by MP Schott August 24, 2007

Embrace yourself

Love and hug yourself since no one else wants to.

When you score 'F' on an exam, embrace yourself before telling your parents. It'll help.
Or, if you mean to prepare to something and simple have bad English so instead of bracing yourself you are embracing yourself.

by userit March 11, 2014

sweet embrace

A really good hug

My mom asked if i wanted a sweet embrace

by jack smartass March 19, 2017

Embrace the Martian

Getting higher than you've ever gotten. Embracing the side of yourself that's normally subdued by sober reality and becoming one with something larger than yourself.

Hey man, come over tonight. Let's embrace the martian and cook gratuitous amounts of food!

by Dankrupt December 7, 2011

Neptune's Embrace

When you sit on a toilet and your penis accidentally touches the water in the bowl.

I went to do my business, sat on the toilet and got a Neptune's Embrace the water was so cold I jumped right back up.

by TellTail September 11, 2019

equine embrace

A.k.a. "horse hug", this immensely-pleasurable (well, if you're into regularly getting "up close 'n' personal" wif half a ton of hard-muscled mammal, at least!) activity involves happily wrapping your arms around the neck of your favorite large four-legged friend and tucking your head contentedly up under his jaw and throat; if he is accustomed to doing this and is in a fairly good mood, your large buddy will often respond in kind, gently tilting his head downwards to softly squeeze you between his chin and chest.

Equine embraces can indeed be extremely satisfying and rewarding; one just needs to remember to always check his clothing for loose hairs and other unwanted "organic adornments" afterwards, to avoid spreading said "residues" to undesirable locations, such as furniture, curtains, bed-clothes, etc.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018