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The Double Pumpkin

An act in straight/gay intercourse in which two large men alternately pound the rectum of a small-framed woman/man, usually leaving the receiver with a red, swollen sphincter. The enlarged asshole resembles a gourd, giving it the apt title of a "pumpkin."

In this rare case, the damage is doubled, hence the name.
Julie approaches Barbara with a limp, nursing her ravaged body.

Julie: Last night Steve and Craig came over and jammed my bum tenfold.

Barbara: Ah, got The Double Pumpkin, eh?

Julie: Total double pumpkin action.
by Vance Covelton November 7, 2009
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The Double 12 Pack

A 12 Piece Bucket of KFC Chicken And A 12 Case of Beer, Preferably American.
Friend: ey man wtf u wanna do today?
You: Fuck it i got sum cash. lets get the double 12 pack.
Friend; ite 4sho then.
by sublime42069 December 28, 2009
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The Double Kangaroo Sloppy Pocky

Two people eat one pocky stick, and somehow it ends with bouncingly wild sex that calls for the neighbors to bust down your door.
We did the double kangaroo sloppy pocky last night. It was tasty and crazy fun!
by JennyDusa October 13, 2010
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the double y theory

the double y theory, is the theory that anyone who types 'heyy' in a conversation, is most likely female.
stranger: heyy
you: you must be a girl
stranger: omg how did you know?
you: the double y theory
by strangeworld April 2, 2010
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The Double Conzzo

A variation of the move "The Connelly" but instead of only one of your hands in the pussy, you have one hand in the girls pussy and one in her ass
Guy 1: you tried the connelly?
Guy 2: Obviously, i prefer the double conzzo though
by TheBigLaudzzzz October 12, 2011
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The Double Thirsty Reaction

When 2 thirsty people think one another is attractive. Once meeting, there is an instant obligation to bone eachother. After about a week (can vary to a singular day) they will begin the reaction phase. Dating. The Double Thirsty Reaction does not apply if the couple lasts longer than 2 weeks.
fgt1: Tre and Briana have known eachother for a week. They've already gone on 4 movie dates dude.
fgt2: Oh no bro, it's the Double Thirsty Reaction
by djd1899 January 27, 2015
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The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick

The act of jumping into a romantic partners embrace, whilst flicking their face with your genitalia.
Bill: “Hey man, how’d last night go?”

Jeff: “Totally great man, I gave Sarah’s grandmother The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick and she fucking died.”
by This is not Jonathan June 9, 2018
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