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the bluescreen room

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A discord server in which the members have hot gay sex on the camera until their nuts are empty
Hey have you seen Noah?
Nah he was jerking off with random dudes in the bluescreen room
by flakyfan99 October 28, 2021
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the blessing

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When you're about to cum on a girls face and you flick cock in the same manner a priest would flick Holy water on you.
I just sanctified my girl and gave that bitch The Blessing
by Venom Junkie April 2, 2017
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The Blessing

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When one cups someone's testicles in their hands with warm water.
"I was apposed to it at first, but she gave me the blessing last night and I busted the fattest nut."

"I physically cannot cum anymore unless I receive the blessing."
by warm water October 24, 2020
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A curse that happens to The Prayer Homies, in whichever song that they sing that has “Blessed” in its title seems to go wrong.
The Prayer Homies were struck with the “Blessed” Curse again, as they forgot the timing to the intro.
by ItWasHenz’sFault May 8, 2024
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The Italian Blessing

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The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.
Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.
by MintySucc October 25, 2016
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blessing the Ganges

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colloquialism

In India, all litter, urine, and feces eventually makes its way into the rivers, thanks to a complete lack of waste collection and water treatment, much like pre-20th Century Europe, USA/CAN, etc. Indians know this, but try not to/do not think about it, especially when 'cleansing' themselves by 'bathing' in the brownish-grey, litter and sewage filled 'sacred' waters of the Ganges/Ganga, which they further pollute with religious offerings (i.e. decorative litter) and dead bodies (not an exaggeration). Such (willful) ignorance eventually bites everyone in the ass. Ergo, any flagrant environmentally damaging human behavior can be lumped under the colloquialism 'blessing the Ganges.'
Cop: "Seeing how your McDonald's bag and Bacon McDouble wrapper are still stuck to my windshield, you won't mind this citation for littering."
Dwayne: "Yo, that ain't trash. That's just me usin' my's Constitutional right to freedom of religion. I was blessing the Ganges, dolla' menu style."

Elizabeth: "Why are you coming back in from outside? I thought you went to the bathroom."
Elly-May: "There was too long of a line for the one stall, so I headed for the alley beside the bar and blessed the Ganges."

Thaddeus: "Um, was that used engine oil I saw you dumping into the storm water drain this morning when I was leaving for the farmers market?!"
Ted: "Naw, Cuz. I just used 10W/40 to totally bless the Ganges."
by Bachelor boB December 17, 2013
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blessin’ the river

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An expression that began in Ireland referring to taking a piss in the river.
We are blessin’ the river, my friend, and our mystical bond with the natural world will always remain.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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