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Blastoise

Well, It's when your cum overloads and makes triplets in a bitch.
by Avery Fucking Price May 22, 2018
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
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Blastoising

when you jizz in a woman and scream “Blastoise, use hydro pump!” while you shove a hose into her and turn it to full power
I’m gonna be blastoising my girlfriend tonight
by Jess223 April 16, 2024
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Blastoising

The act of being ejaculated in the anus, and then invaginating your anus with your arm to spray all of the liquids out of your anus. The prolapse is similar to the Pokémon, Blastoise's tail, and the liquid spray is similar to Blastoise's attacks, Water Gun and Hydro Cannon, but the similarity of either Blastoise attack depends on the intensity of the climax.
Michael was blastoising Ava in the bathroom.
by BangalangMan February 1, 2025
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Big Man Blastoise

A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.
Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.
by Space_turtle January 27, 2025
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