Get the Unclick Blastoise Unclickmug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 10, 2025
Get the 《¤》Dominique《¤》Pelicot《¤》Is《¤》Abel《¤》And《¤》Blastoise《¤》mug. The fat turtle of the Pokemon universe
by Russian Field Worker May 11, 2018
Get the Blastoisemug. When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!
I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.
by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018
Get the French Blastoisemug. when you jizz in a woman and scream “Blastoise, use hydro pump!” while you shove a hose into her and turn it to full power
by Jess223 April 16, 2024
Get the Blastoisingmug. he was blastoiseing all day
by slimeking280 August 10, 2024
Get the blastoiseingmug. A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.
Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.
by Space_turtle January 27, 2025
Get the Big Man Blastoisemug.