Puerto Rican Backhoe

Noun.
1. In the territory of Puerto Rico, a person who performs the work of the automated backhoe which we use in this country.
2. Word used to describe a manual labor person who is paid minimal wages and performs backbreaking work.

1. The Puerto Rican Backhoes were sent to Boston to work on the big dig.
2. Bob is nothing but a Puerto Rican Backhoe working for that construction firm.

by Morty October 20, 2003

Irish Backhoe

Using your permanently disfigured ring finger to diddle the shamrock of an underage teen until he or she froths, while they enjoy the potent aroma of your clovered teabag.

Ah shite, Watson just gave that lad the Irish Backhoe!!!

by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020

Eat the Backhoe

To come out of a situation with less than someone else.

To get the shitty end of the stick.

Well you two just spend on my credit cards and I'll eat the backhoe.

by Moe Jaroney August 19, 2019

Backhoed

The Act of doing something that is under-handed and or morally wrong to someone else.

She just got backhoed by her best friend who slept with her husband.

by Shalia2x July 24, 2019

Montana Backhoe

When a man shits on a woman's chest, scoops it up with his dick and proceeds to ass fuck them.

Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."

Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."

by Mason Wade February 16, 2025

Backhoe

A hoe that likes being fucked from the back. Backhoe

Andrea is such a backhoe

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 4, 2023

Windy backhoe

The act of connecting two assholes together (either touching or with a tube) and passing gas between each other.

Hey Sara, do you want to try the windy backhoe tonight?

by Balloon knot king May 31, 2019