The Tanning Horse

The Tanning Horse is a steamy, romantic, and often rough and dangerous act of sexual intercourse or intense dry (soon to be wet) humping, where the dude is laying down with his back facing the ground, and his elbows propping him up as if he were tanning. The lady is riding on top of him like she would if she was riding horseback, resembling a Tanning Horse. To spice things up a wee bit, the lady can sensually apply whipped cream to the dude's chest to resemble sunscreen, as she may lick it off his most-likely hairy chest. This sex position is similar to the cowgirl position.

Dude: "Ohhhh, YESSSSSS!"
Lady: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
*15 minutes later*
Dude: "Mmmm..... oh, yeah..... oh, ho HO!!!!"
Lady: *enjoyment fades*
Dude: "What's wrong?"
Lady: "I am tired of doing doggy style; can we try The Tanning Horse?"
Dude: "Hell, yeah, baby! Let me go get the whipped cream!"

by The Tanning Horse October 25, 2010

tanning bed

A heated bed you lie in for long time, to create a tan exactly similar to a real one. Although more dangerous, most people choose this route because it doesn't wipe off or make you look orange.

I had to lie in a tanning bed for 20 minutes.

by HUH February 27, 2005

Tanning

Dermatologic suicide performed to temporarily improve one's appearance.

Let's go tanning. We'll get wrinkles by 25 and melanoma by 40, but we're sure gonna look fresh in our wifebeaters this weekend.

by SomethingThatIsNotInUse January 21, 2012

Vampire Tanning

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.

Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.

by LUchica14 October 24, 2011

Tanning Bed Skin

Tanning Bed Skin is the result of girls who get in the tanning bed far too much. The result is leathery, slightly orange, dry skin.

The problem could be avoided if girls would just learn to be comfortable in their own skin.

After laying in the tanning bed for 40 minutes 3 times a week for a total of 5 months, Bailey had total Tanning Bed Skin.

by Kaptain Kangeroo May 3, 2009

thinning

shedding weight. the act of becoming thinner. something you say out loud when you look in the mirror and can tell you've lost weight.

Q: What are you up to?
A: Ohh, you know, just thinning and winning!

by Thin Winning June 22, 2012

Thanging

That something about you sexual is great. ( 🍆 or 🌮) ...lmao (THAT IT REALLY IS LIKE THAT)

My thang really be thanging 😜😌 💦

by DeeBabi69 February 16, 2021