thicker than thieves 

phrase describing a close personal bond between two or more people or inseparable friends

(suggests that those who are thicker than thieves will not forsake or betray any of the others)

Person 1:
Those boys have known each other since they were toddlers.

Person 2:
Yep, they're thicker than thieves.

thicker than thieves by BoarHog December 8, 2010

still a better love story than twilight

When connections between two objects, an individual or an object, or even two individuals are paired. And regardless of the lack of romance, it presents a better love story than the story from Twilight. Objects could be toothpaste and toothbrush, car and person, toilet paper and shit, dustpan and brush...and many more

Ex 1
-Look at John and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-So, it is still a better love story than twilight
Ex 2
-You paid a prostitute to have sex with you?
-still a better love story than twilight

still a better love story than twilight by donthate123 April 27, 2014

Penis Mightier than the sword 

1. When someone intends to say "the pen is mightier than the sword" but forgets to put a space between pen and sword creating hilarious results.

2. Referring to the male genitals as being mightier than any sword, usually implying the speaker is a sex addict or has a large dick, etc.

Kate230: Well, you know as they all say, the penis mightier than the sword

John11s2: LOL typo

Kate230:OMG ROTF

Well the penis mightier than the sword! You wanna find out why?

Penis Mightier than the sword by Pappaya Peppers April 26, 2010

on the last train to Bombay

A) a phrase meaning " I don't care what will happen to the world after I am gone"

B) anything negative/ disastrous that happens on a work shift that after yours.

If , under definition b), someone does something retargerous at your job, don't feel responsible if it happened on the last train to Bombay.

on the last train to Bombay by Uncle Dimma December 3, 2014

blacker than the ace of spades 

A black guy who is extremely dark like the spade on a playing card. syn: Wesley Snipes

"holy shit, that nigga's blacker than the ace of spades!"

blacker than the ace of spades by Professer Awesome September 12, 2005

assholier-than-thou 

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

assholier-than-thou by Sean "Chicanery" Connery July 20, 2008

holier-than-thou

acting like one is superior to others, condescending

I hate that bastard's holier-than-thou attitude.

holier-than-thou by Light Joker December 23, 2006