Hyper Turkish Textile Plant

A person committing the act of a Hyper Turkish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then shits directly in the hole.

The police arrived at the scene of the sexual assault to find the victim seemingly pooping out of her belly and anus simultaneously due to the results of the Hyper Turkish Textile Plant.

Closely related to it's counterpart, the FTP: Finnish Textile Plant

by TextileWorker September 25, 2011

Textile

As in unable to text due to social circumstance or event.

Texting:
Eric:My new standard right hand drive seriously impedes me from texting while driving.

Jennifer: Honey, that vehicle has you in textile!
Eric: yeah, I guess it's safer though.

by JeLyG August 19, 2013

textile

textile is the combination of texting and hostile. so when someone is texting you and they are being intimidating, malice, antagonistic, or in offensive nature they are being textile.

guy 1: my gal wont stop sending me these intimidating texts. she keeps telling me i'm not allowed to hang out with my friends instead of her.

guy 2: man, you cant be with her 24/7. tell her to stop being so textile with you.

by chops22 January 1, 2010

texties

Short pieces of text, usually found on a website.

"This site is down"
"Leave the peas"

by Jon January 19, 2005

textile machinery enquiry business

business enquiry from textile cloth mfg

sectional warping machine

by vijay March 8, 2005

Textte

Engaging in repartee by text message

He gives good textte.

by The real Peter Pan August 20, 2010

Textis

N. Pl. Pronounced (tekst-tees)

Theoretical organs whose size are relative to the boldness and ridiculousness of your text messages.

Singular: Texticle

Mike: Look what I just said to Sam!
Duncan: You told her you, "want to plow her until the cows come home"?
Mike: Good one right?
Duncan: No, but you do have huge textis.

by DMC3236 January 22, 2014