texticles

Lacking the balls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages

"Did you hear Joe dumped his woman by text the other day?"

"Yea, he has a huge set of texticles"

by Fonda Peters November 19, 2007

Texticle Message

When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".

"Euhh la la, that must be my wife trying to contact me. I am getting a texticle message."

by crazy88888888 December 2, 2009

texticular homicide

murder or manslaughter perpetrated by a driver who was texting while driving a vehicle

Hrmm... phone in hand, reports of swerving in and out of the oncoming late, and a dead person in the other car... yep, looks like a clear cut case of texticular homicide! Put the phone down mam' and get out of the car. I SAID PUT THE PHONE DOWN! NOW!!! ...YES GOD DAMMIT...NOW!

by Mystery Meat 4U October 27, 2010

Textecuted

When a teenager's parents take away their phone or cut off texting as a cruel, cruel, cruel punishment.

Teenager 1: "Why didn't you text me yesterday?"

Teenager 2: "Sorry, my parents textecuted me."

Teenager 1: "...HA!"

by Lazyfordays September 9, 2011

textured

Having a texture other than smooth

You could let your nail stay textured or apply the glossy top coat 🌮

by Amber (holosexual) August 10, 2017

Testicurls

Those little black pubic hair curled that grow on your testiculs and can usually be found stuck to a piece of used old school hard soap

Bartender: Did you even hit puberty yet?
Me: Sure thing mate I even got my testicurls on and everything

by The crazy chicken February 17, 2018

testiculent

Exhibiting mild-mannered machismo.

The testiculent fop was unable to impress the gang of bikers threatening to remove the wheel nuts from his tastefully renovated Toyota Prius.

by Barrington St John Smythe III March 27, 2019