Texticles

Noun; used to describe a guy who doesn't have the balls to talk to a girl in person, and so texts her instead.

Michael doesn't have the balls to talk to the girl he likes? He's got some serious texticles.

by iBritz October 27, 2010

Texticles

1. Someone with Texticles is a person who is unable to express their anger through physical violence, and instead expresses their emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive text which they would not be able to back-up in real life.

2. A person with Texticles is generally identified by unneccessary rage in ther written communication.

1. _____ threatend to kick _____'s butt via text. Therefore _____ has big Texticles.
2. _____ has such big Texticles while on the internet.

by Huntoholic January 3, 2015

texticles

texts

(anything having to do with texts)

I think I should check my texticles in a few minutes.

by dbohl February 18, 2008

Texticle

A text message

text-icle:
"-icle" is a suffix from the latin word icus, meaning "formed as/from". For example, the word "icicle" literally means "formed from ice".

Joe: Shit man you really worked me over in that last texticle you sent.
Bill: Yeah, guess I went a bit overboard but I was still seriously pissed.
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by MikeFarad June 28, 2012

Texticle

Anyone who uses their cell phone primarily for texting.

"That poor texticle couldn't walk a step without walking into something.

by Road Pirate March 20, 2011

texticles

When someone is a big computer nerd, but they have some balls to do other things and are a bit fearless than just type and do computer-related thing.

Can also be reffered as a Hacker.

"Jimmy has some Texticles man, last week he shoplifted Asda"

by SkittleGuy October 27, 2007

testcicle

a frozen rocky mountain oyster on a stick (as mentioned on EPISODE S1E1 Space Pilot 3000 of Futurama)

Guy: They're tasty, right? Let's call 'em "Tasty-cles"

Girl: We can't call them that.

Guy: Why not?

Girl: It sounds too much like those frozen rocky mountain oysters on a stick. You know, testcicles!

by teh_joe October 13, 2012