Twitarded

Not understanding how to use Twitter.com

Am I Twitarded or is twitter actually not working today?

by WillTaff January 29, 2010

textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.

Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.

by bigantsavage June 9, 2017

tetarsed

Autocorrect for the word retarded. Allows one to use this term in normal conversation without the backlash associated with using a non politically correct word. See retarded: A word used to describe someone who is profoundly stupid. A type of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself. Politically correct people would like you to be rude to someone in a less offensive way, perhaps by calling them dumb instead. This ignores the fact that dumb, idiot, and many other similar insults used today were all old-timey technical terms for retards. It also ignores the fact that any word used to describe someone of below average ability in any area is an insult to someone with average ability or higher in that area.

No two plus two doesn't equal five, are you tetarsed or something.

by Capeot October 18, 2017

Techtarded

Retarded when it comes to using computers, retards using technology..

I can't snaptwat I'm techtarded.

by Hahahotroddinhaley November 8, 2020

tubtarded

Being so incredibly high off of a spliff.

I am so tubtarded I can't even move.

by Emski October 30, 2006

techtarded

A person or situation that is technologically retarded

"How many megabytes of memory do you have on your external hard drive?"
"Huh?"
"Geez, you're such a techtard."

by Jamie L. May 15, 2005

texteded

(v.) 1)The process of tell a person that you have sent a text to a person.
2) The more awesome way of saying 'texted'.

"I texteded him back earlier."

by frozengnomies August 29, 2010