Teleblumpkin

The act of calling one's closest friend while receiving a blumpkin.

After calling my friend while receiving a blumpkin, the situation rose to be a teleblumpkin.

by Professor Blumpkin July 25, 2011

tele-selfie

Taking a selfie pic with a friend, or famous person, except the other person isn't there but only on the television in the background.

Mitchell took a tele-selfie with Rafael Nadal. Too bad Nadal was only on the television in the background.

A big deal among Illinois College grads.

by speedster February 21, 2014

Teleblock

Teleblock is derived from the game RuneScape. You need to be on Modern Magics to cast Teleblock and you need 85 Magic to cast it. It takes 1 Death rune, 1 Law rune and 1 Chaos rune to cast. The spell stops the opponent from teleporting away from a fight in the Wilderness. Can be shortened to TB.

Z0mfg I TBed that n00b!
Quick, teleblock him so he can't get away!

by W3bst3r December 24, 2008

reverse telecommuting

Bringing personal work to the office: paying bills, playing games and reading online newspapers on company time (OCT).

by C.J.Matrix September 9, 2003

tele

hotel, motel

talkin to a chicken head: let's get a tele.

by jammin July 29, 2003

Telebitch

A telebitch is a very well known character in Diablo 2 that is only able to teleport through the dungoeons and to ride on barbarians.

Make tp at baal you telebitch!

by SCM4Real April 22, 2009

telebureaucracy

The telephone interface to bureaucracy. It is tedious, repetitive, time-consuming, repetitive, and most often fruitless avenue to obtaining any kind of service.

A telebureaucracy typically consists of:

1. An automated system operated by keypad entries or infuriatingly poor voice recognition,

2. One or more operators trained to treat you like the stupidest person on earth, and

3. Specialists whose job it is to direct you to a different unit or organization at a different phone number or otherwise indicate your problem is unsolvable.

by CleffedUp December 22, 2009