Tetrisex

n.

1. The act in which two block pieces bang each other with excitement. It is required for one block piece to have a phallus shaped extremity, while the other has a receptive vaginal shaped space between the cubes that conform the piece.

My blocks are having tetrisex.
Tetrisex keeps on bringin' more cubes into the world.
If you have tetrisex the horizontal way, you die.

by Hector Smith June 26, 2006

Traffic Tetris

When you come to a stoplight and make the conscious decision to avoid getting behind a dumptruck or semi and opt for the lane with 10 vehicles instead of just two so you're sure to move sooner when the light turns green.

Oh no! I got stuck behind the tow truck at the red light. I need to brush up on my "Traffic Tetris" skills.

by pennymj July 30, 2010

ass tetris

n. the act of multiple people trying to fit their asses into the backseat of a car.

The three of us had to play ass tetris to fit into the backseat of that Civic.

by ChelleSparks February 2, 2010

tetris

where spare time goes to die

" i should have done my math homework but i played tetris instead"

by kougs November 2, 2008

tetris

to stack many items in the fridge or freezer, especially when it initially seems that they won't all fit.
(based on the video game where you fit falling bricks together)

"Can you tetris these leftovers for me?"

by Smedley Von Shnurdley September 8, 2009

tetris syndrome

the condition caused by playing too much tetris, where the sufferer sees falling tetris blocks wherever they look.
this effect can be more severe with closed eyes.

other symptoms include:
-craving more tetris. this temptation must be fought at all costs.
-trying to decide which tetris blocks would fit into any space you see
-lack of motivation to do anything other than beat your current tetris record.

one quick game will have me in tetris syndrome for days.

by joeftw,again February 12, 2009

Tetrising

The Act of trying to get all the pieces to fall into place. Planning ahead and investigating all angles. Eg. "We really need to Tetris this Trip so it goes smoothly". The aim of Tetrising is to make sure everything goes smoothly and you avoid stuffing around.

The Wolfpack need to get together to start Tetrising what's going on for this weekend.

by KarlieOrexi. August 25, 2010