Teapoting

The sound you make when your screeching has reached a new high, usually happen when you're simping over someone/something.

I shouldn't have used my earphones. I think my eardrums just bursted out after your teapoting.

by NotAnotherRhea November 4, 2020

Temporary Fix

Helping someone out for a period of time. Also visible in the One Direction song with the same name, written by Niall Horan. As "No Control" it's one of the more mature/edgy songs the band has written and performed. The meaning of "Temporary Fix" shows in the lyrics.

"You can call me, when you're lonely. When you can't sleep, I'll be your Temporary Fix. You control me, even if it's just tonight."

by finzi kikilino March 25, 2021

Golden Teapot

The act of tea bagging a male or female and then finishing them off by initiating a steady stream of urine into their mouth. The urine is then ingested. This act is more prevalent in the male homosexual community.

A Golden Teapot can be with cream or without. (ejaculating first into the mouth or after.)

You - Hey Uncle Jacob, I'm kinda thirsty, Golden Teapot?

Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.

You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!

by Shad0wStalk3r March 19, 2013

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020

terco

Stubborn, obstinate; Stubbornly adhering to an opinion, purpose, or course, usually with implied unreasonableness

Terco como una mula. As stubborn as a mule.

by ialg September 4, 2010

trumpist in a teapot

Disparaging term for a blowhard whose hate speech and ignorant ideas are celebrated as a big deal in that tiny, odd world, the MAGA infomercial.

We invited him so that we could expose him as the trumpist in a teapot he truly is.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019

tempo

speed. Used often in music to describe how fast a song is in the number of beats per minute.

The orchestra song was played at a slow tempo to create a relaxing mood.

by AYB February 26, 2003