Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.

Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Termite

A termite is when you have a bunch of roaches either from joints or blunts then roll it up in a backwood

The plug didn’t hit me back so I had to roll a termite

by TermiteSmoket September 22, 2022

professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.

"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."

by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023

Termite

A woman who craves wood and has a high potential of wrecking homes in her pursuit of load bearing studs.

My buddy had a termite infestation and now his wife is divorcing him.

by AllTheOtherHandlesWereTaken373 May 15, 2022

nibbling termite

The act of when a partner nibbles on the other partner's skin, biting of little bits and chewing them

Adam and John were so horny that kinky John did the nibbling termite on Adam.

Ex. The Skin Fic

by Gayemopotato June 7, 2016

Termite

A word used in a derogatory sense. Typically to define citizens of a cooperative or collective country. Specifically ones which grant no wages to their workforce but instead have them work for free, whether by force or by voluntary contribution.

Commonly used by the UNAR, MAGOG forces to refer to citizens of Spindle

These people live for free and work hardly 2 hours a week, damn termites!

by Polyarch TAV May 25, 2025

nibbling termite

The act of when a partner nibbles on the other partner's skin, biting of little bits and chewing them

Adam and John were so horny that kinky John did the nibbling termite on Adam.

Ex. The Skin Fic

by Gayemopotato June 7, 2016