President Teflon Don

(person) - After 2 separate impeachment trial acquittal Donald Trump became the proud owner of this title. Nothing and no one can or ever will stick to Donald Trump, hence the association with Teflon. Accusations simply slide off him like the very loose Stormy Daniels.

You think Donald Trump is scared for his 2nd impeachment?

Nah bra, President Teflon Don dont have a worry in the world yo.

by $lapaho February 14, 2021

Teflon Shield of Narcissism

An amazing feature of certain personality disorders that renders the individual technically immune from even acknowledging the possibility of corrective criticism; thereby preserving inherent self-destructive, exclusivistic tendencies.

So, he does realize that what he's saying is absolute BS and that fact-checking those ridiculous statements will make him look even more detached and idiotic, right?
Ummm, not exactly. Our Crapper in Chief is protected by a Teflon Shield of Narcissism that no logic can penetrate.

by YAWA April 8, 2020

Teflon

A bulletproof garment 50 Cent claims to wear. He in fact wears Kevlar, but unfortunately that doesn't seem to rhyme with "left on."

I come creepin' through the hood wearin' Teflon/Hit the corner, mothafucka get left on. - 50 Cent, In da Club.

by Balla_n***a_point_plank. February 19, 2009

Teflon box

A waxed and over polished vagina.

Her box was so silky and nothing would stick, it was just like teflon. She had a teflon box.

by teflon box lover August 24, 2009

Double Teflon

A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Double Teflon mate, clean as a whistle”

by The Spike February 21, 2007

teflon don

Donald J Trump. 2016 Republican presidential outsider candidate, known for his ability to say damned near anything to or about anyone and remain unassailable. Derives most of his support from lower and middle class whites who are sick of being called bigots and racists because they are white.

Q: Did you hear Marco Rubio's little feet, little meat accusation of Trump?
A: Yeah, who cares. Nothing stick to Teflon Don.

by Tom Troff August 18, 2016

teflon

Cop killer bullets treated with teflon to reduce friction. Can penetrate bulletproof wests

"A fist full of bullets, a chest full of teflon" - 2Pac ft. B.I.G. - Runnin' (Dying to live)

by Mikkel von P July 27, 2004