Fart Tennis

(n.) A game involving two players, the rules are simple. One person rips ass; this was the serve. The opposing player will try and return the serve with another fart. If he or she cannot do it, the server gets the point. If the opposing player, however, does return the serve, the server must return back with yet another fart. This continues, just like a game of tennis, until somebody recieved 70 luv, somebody shits their pants, or until somebody passes out.

"Erin and I played a ROUSING game of fart tennis tonight! She's passed out on the living room floor in a big pool of shit!"

by Little Miss Erin January 1, 2007

YTP Tennis

When a person declares a YouTube Poop Tennis match, they let the person they challenged watch the YouTube Poop Tennis video and then they have to continue the story from the challenger's YouTube Poop. If one person cannot continue on, the other person wins the tennis match.

I did pretty well in the YTP Tennis match, but I still lost.

by redboy12 June 23, 2008

pocket tennis

To play with your self through your trouser pocket

Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Tennis Ball Head

The act of staring blankly at a screen in the dark for a long period of time. Tends to avoid human contact at all costs.

A: Oscar's an actual tennis ball head.
B: He's just sitting there in the dark, doing nothing.

by ExquisiteMouse April 27, 2021

tennia

strong, independent, beautiful, and intelligent are the only words to describe this natural beauty. sometimes she can get discouraged but with the support of loved ones she will be strong again. always and forever a tennia.

-that girl is very strong, she must be a tennia.
-wow she is really smart, she is a natural tennia.

by casia9922 August 8, 2015

Table Tennis

A sport in which two or four players hit a lightweight, hollow ball back and forth to each other with paddles. The game takes place on a hard table divided by a net. Players must allow a ball played towards them only one bounce on their side of the table and must return it so that it bounces on the opposite side. Points are scored when a player fails to return the ball within the rules. Play is fast and demands quick reactions. A skilled player can impart several varieties of spin to the ball, altering its trajectory and limiting an opponent's options to great advantage.

Many people in the United States refer to table tennis as Ping Pong.

Jeffery: Hey, what's that Olympic sport in which players use paddles to hit a small ball over a net on a divided table?

Greg: Oh, you mean Table Tennis! Or Ping Pong if you prefer.

by Amaranthian September 26, 2008

tennis

A great sport where its only u and your opponent, no team members(unless your playing doubles). It is sometimes misunderstood as a pussy sport, but those people dont know how difficult it is to perfect your game.(the people who sed it is a pussy game is a pussy)

Karl uses great topspin and power in his tennis game.

by GD_ace93 May 8, 2005