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tennessee trotline

dragging your unclean asshole across a whore's stomach while titty fucking her.
jenny knew she was tennessee trotlined when she woke up with a poop streak across her tummy.

teresa was very sick when she realized bill ran the reverse tennessee trotline across her face.

after eating chimichangas ranchas donald set out the tennessee trotline while leaving a pearl necklace on teresa.
by mike hatfield June 4, 2007
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Tennessee Torpedo

The insertion of a amputated stump into a woman's vagina
She wanted it rough so I gave her the Tennessee Torpedo
by nu88y December 10, 2012
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Tennessee Wipedown

The act of immedietly heading to the bathroom upon arrival and wiping the sweat from oneself using toilet paper, tissues, or any other available materials.
"Hi Jim. Wow man, you're soaked with sweat"
"Yeah, it's absolutely roasting outside. Excuse me, I need to go give myself a Tennessee Wipedown."
by magic_pie July 17, 2012
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Tennessee Top Hat

Dude check out that flowin' Tennessee Top Hat! It's permed!
by Snotbubble January 8, 2010
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tennessee

Things you Should Know Abot TN Before Moving Here (for Northerners):
1.What sweet tea(tea with sugar) amd sweet milk (not buttermilk) are.
2.Memphis is Detroit with a Southern accent.
3.No snowdays. Just "ice on the road" days. If the temp goes below 25F, we think a new Ice Age is upon us.
4.110 F is "a tad warm".
5. "Kiss my ass" is a perfectly acceptable way to end an argument.
6. Saying "Bless her/his heart" before you insult someone will safely allow you to drag them through the mud.
7.Toast is unnatural. Eat biscuits like God meant you to.
8. Flirtin' is Southern tradition. It doesn't mean you're getting lucky.
9. If you try to speak with our accent, remember draw out your vowels, y'all is two or more people, and y'all's is plural possessive. Don't blame me if you get an ass-whoopin'.
10. If you don't like it down here, the airline goes both ways.
All my exes live in Texas that's why I reside with pride in Tennessee
by hickchick June 10, 2004
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Tennessee choke hold

when a naked drunk man puts another man (drunk or not) into a choke hold forcing the receipients head into or near the genital area. Will not work if recipient is gay.
Oh no; Jason just put Adam into the Tennessee choke hold and Adam is beginning to panic.
by ear butter February 2, 2010
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tennesse muzzleloader

It's when you're fucking a girl in the ass with a dip in and you get her shit hole gapping (big enough a golf ball will go down with ease) and you rip your cock out and take your wad of chew (has to be Copenhagen Longcut) and throw it right down her poop shit. You then shove your dick back in her and blow your baby batter all over the chew.
Well boys gave my gal a tennesse muzzleloader and it smelt like ass, chew and cum
by MuzzleloaderKing October 1, 2015
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