Tallahassee

One of the greatest zombie killers of Zombieland (formerly known as the United States of America).

Lover of Twinkies and hater of the undead

A very dangerous man, currently in the ass-kicking business.

When Tallahassee gets going, he sets the standard for "not to be fucked with".

by The_Teek November 5, 2009

Teleah

She is an amazing girl who is smart and sarcastic at the same time. She never lets insults get to her and is always dreaming. She is an artist and is loyal to her friends.

"Woah! Teleah got an 100 on the test....again."

by Random-Ramen July 13, 2017

Telah

A girl who's just too outstanding to be defined in words. =D

That girl is totally a Telah.

by Narton March 8, 2009

tallahussy

Any girl that goes to Florida State University or FAMU that's acts in promiscuous/immoral ways. Also known as a slut, but can also be used to describe a bitch and/or a stuck up, snobby girl. Particularly applicable in describing FSU sorority girls.

-Yo how are things going with that girl you met at chubby's?

-Man she was just another tallahussy, a one night stand, that's it.

also:
-Bruh why don't you talk to Sarah?

-Bruh she's actin like she's too good for a nigga... one of them tallahussys. She just wants that frat boy meat.

-Damn

by nose35 February 17, 2009

teylah

A Teylah is an amazing women. Surely, she has her ups and downs, but what's unique about her is... she's always smiling. Always ready to see the positive. She's outstandingly drop dead gorgeous, and always ready to slay anyone and anything, when going out. Even for a simple walk in the park, or simply grocery shopping. If she's wearing slip ons with sweat pants, you best believe Teylah is rocking it every second she gets. Teylah is supperficially nice to everyone, always ready to meet new people. But if you cross her, or hurt her in any way... it's over. Consider yourself forgiven and FORGOTTEN. She puts up a border, more like a "front" to those around her, but only because she's been hurt too many times. So, if you get passed that border, consider yourself lucky 'cause now she's approved. She doesn't know it, but she's beautiful and loved my many. BUT when she cares and loves, you'll know it. Because she truly puts all her time and effort into you, no questions asked. If you ever find a Teylah... cherish her. It's SOOOO worth it. Besides she's freaky, who doesn't want freaky??

If you see someone dressed in sweatpants and some slip on sandals, and rocking it .. it's a TEYLAH.

by Psychobih123 May 13, 2018

Tallahassee Water Fountain

When someone has a mouthful of semen, spits out up into the air in an arc like a water fountain.

... aaaaaaaaand as a grand finale the prostitute pulled off a Tallahassee Water Fountain with perfect form.

by DIlJoSam January 31, 2020

Tallahassee Teabag

A condom in which one has ejaculated, but left on the penis either tied or not. Can be given or thrown onto another person.

"Rick that was disgusting, giving her a Tallahassee Teabag when you were done."

"James pulled a ole Tallahassee Teabag when he went to visit his wife on a conjugal visit."

by Jorge Jorge December 9, 2008