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tell me a joke by *insert a name here* February 3, 2014
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Tell em naegi by Kyle_broflovski10000000 December 27, 2020
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tell a lie and hurt you
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tell it to the judge
After someone has been caught red handed they may try to excuse thier actions. This phrase is said to shut them up.
tell it to the judge by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
Tell Her
Tell Her.
When a person makes a statement regarding a person of the opposite sex one must finish the sentence with 'tell her'
If 'tell her' does not follow said sentence and another member of your party declares 'tell her' then the statement must be repeated to the person the statement was about.
Failure to comply results in a lemon or lime to the eye.
When a person makes a statement regarding a person of the opposite sex one must finish the sentence with 'tell her'
If 'tell her' does not follow said sentence and another member of your party declares 'tell her' then the statement must be repeated to the person the statement was about.
Failure to comply results in a lemon or lime to the eye.
Gary - 'That bird is fit, I would love to smash her fart pipes in'
Barry - 'TELL HER!'
Gary - 'SHIT!' (walks over to that bird) 'You are fit and I would love to smash your fart pipes in'
That bird - 'Smashing, lets do that right away'
________________________________________
Larry - 'I fingered that slag last night, her fanny smelt like cheetos and burnt hair'
Harry - 'Tell her'
Larry - 'Fuck that........OOOOWWW My eye! It stings, curse you citrus fruits, I should have told her'
Barry - 'TELL HER!'
Gary - 'SHIT!' (walks over to that bird) 'You are fit and I would love to smash your fart pipes in'
That bird - 'Smashing, lets do that right away'
________________________________________
Larry - 'I fingered that slag last night, her fanny smelt like cheetos and burnt hair'
Harry - 'Tell her'
Larry - 'Fuck that........OOOOWWW My eye! It stings, curse you citrus fruits, I should have told her'
Tell-by date
A pun of the phrase "sell-by date" used to indicate when food will expire.
When a person uses a joke which has already become stale and frowned upon.
When a person uses a joke which has already become stale and frowned upon.
Tell-by date by codliver December 20, 2010