telekineticanizer

a person or thing that has the seeming ability to control other animals / objects,

also see 'tel' (abv.)

I swear that TV is a telekineticanizer
or
I swear that TV is a tel!
or
He must of had some tel to pull that off!

by relelahlw December 23, 2004

Telekinetic

The Telekinetics are a class of psions who specialize in seeing or hearing thoughts. The Telekinetics are often used as spies, for they can caually listen to any conversation or thought anywhere, anytime.

The Telekinetic hears thoughts and sees lies.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

telekinetic velocity

The rate at which one moves objects with one's mind.

example of telekinetic velocity: When typing, your thoughts go to your fingertips, fingertips to keyboard, to send button, the thoughts are converted to electrons, and sent through cyberspace. The objects you moved with your mind were the electrons through cyberspace.

Bill Gates: "My telekinetic velocity is verociously quick, Stan Lee."

by john.f'n.delTrueno March 13, 2011

TelekineTicisT

TwiTch.Tv/TelekineTicisT

TelekineTicisT performed a TelekineTicausT. TelekineTicisT snorted Telekinesium and bled TelekineTicide.

by TelekineTicisT September 13, 2020

telekipenis

A hands-free wank caused by the power of the user's mind, the higher the IQ the more intense and powerful the ejaculation.

Reuben lost No Nut November last year, he bust a telekipenis; I heard it was earth-shattering though so he must be a real genius.

by Just An _observer> November 6, 2020

telekipenis

A hands-free wank caused by the power of the user's mind, the higher the IQ the more intense and powerful the ejaculation.

Reuben lost No Nut November last year, he bust a fat telekipenis; I heard it was earth-shattering though so he must be a real genius.

by Just An _observer> November 6, 2020

telekenisis

When a male or female gets heartbroken but decides to move on making music or going to the gym

Look at that guy over there he's lifting that weight like he had telekenisis

by Rollings February 7, 2021