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teletubbies

four reasons why our children end up gay/mentally retarded.
the teletubbies give each other oral sex and worship a sun that is a FUCKING BABY! OMG the baby is a god!
by meh June 18, 2006
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Teletubbiesex

When tinky winky and dipsy come together to fuk and they get cum everywhere all over noo noo and he slurps it up cause he thinks it's custard
Teletubbiesex: a story written by me. well I mean who else.
Tinky winky and dipsy walked to the hill.
Dipsy: so tinky you needed something? -gets pushed down by tinky-
Tinky: -shoves cock in dipsy's mouth-
Tinky: like it, you little slut?
Dipsy: -nods yes-
Tinky: since you like it, let's give you more.
Tinky: -pushes dipsy farther in-
Dipsy: -deep throats it-
Tinky: you've been a good boy, good boys get rewards...
Tinky: -cums in dipsy's mouth-
Dipsy: -swallows it all-
Dipsy: ah that was so good tinky.
Tinky: well mind if I return the favor?
Tinky: -kisses dipsy's tip-
Dipsy: ah!
Tinky: -starts sucking-
Dipsy: -bites lip- ah tinky w-winky you're d-doing great! -grunts-
Tinky: -takes cock out of mouth- you like it? cause I'm going all in.
Tinky: -starts sucking while massaging dipsy's balls-
Dipsy: oh! -pushes tinky farther-
Dipsy: ah I can't hold back tinky I'm gonna cum!
Dipsy: -cums all down tinky's mouth-
Tinky swallowed it all and looked and dipsy with a grin. He knew what they had just done. And he knew they'd do it again. And that's tinky winky and dipsy coming together to fuk and they really did get cum everywhere and noo noo slurped it all up. well guess I was right.

Why are you still reading this

Well since you're still here good job at making it through...that.

Ok this is gonna end soon

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Lmao u thought

Ok but this time for real

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by I changed my name October 2, 2019
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Mexican Teletubbie

When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass
Hey John any plans for tonight?

Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight
by MTinside January 28, 2018
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Teletubbist

Someone who campaigns against anti-teletubby discrimination.
The news headline said "Prominent teletubbist leads march for teletubby rights"
by Rasnodar December 25, 2010
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Teletubbies

Designed for the gay, stoned and children under 7. Commonly annouced as one of the gayest shows in the history of television entertainment. Exmaple of gayness: The Noo-noo (which young children use to say privates for example my no no spot- and incase your wondering The Noo-noo is a vacuum) recored by what sounds like someone getting a blow job, the triangle and last but not the least the gay names... hence tinky winky...
Dipsy: Hey Twinky Winky lets try and make the sounds that The Noo-noo makes!
Tinky Winky: Ok!!
Later on: Slurp Slurp Gulp Gulp!
Dipsy: Wow that was fun!
Tinky Winky: Wow use teletubbies sure are gay Dispy!
Dipsy: Damn straight!
by Cactusmang August 29, 2008
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Teletubbies

The spawn of Lucifer after the sun god used a spell for youth by dividing bits of his soul into 5 different beasts (It failed turning him to a immortal baby, and he is forced to smile when he feels anger and suffering).The red teletubby Po (Painful Oblivion) was originally white but he murdered the 5th teletubby known as Twinkie. Representing all the blood and lifes sacrificed for the sun god. The Purple teletubby represents the destruction of other stars and gods, his name Twinkie Winky relates to the song twinkle twinkle little star but the star was destroyed. Dipsy is the sun's creation of plague put upon to ravage anything to bother the 4 teletubbies with unforgiving hell. The last teletubby Laa Laa (Mentally Disabled) represents the sun himself, and his mistake for creating these foul beasts. In the belly of the teletubbies is a portal that shows the souls of people they have consumed.
teletubbies....4 horsemen of the sun god.
by Tarzan flip flop brownie shake January 30, 2015
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teletubbies

A deeply disturbing show that is made for kids. Homo-erotic in nature, four strange looking creatures that resemble a gorilla/ human baby halfbreed that have antennas on their heads go on everyday adventures. They love each other, sucking on each other, and masturbating with each other in their happy little astro-turf world. This show has probably made by child molesters.
Dipsy: love love Tinkly winkely!
Tinkely winkely: love love Dipsy!
by melanthex May 13, 2005
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