Brown Eye Tenderizer

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.

Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

by GravyTrain2231 February 18, 2020

Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)

Giving caring sex when someone's emotions are in a poor state of repair

My husband/wife etc... has been under a lot of stress lately and after the hard day they just had, they are in need of a good Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)

by PC_is_out_of_hand July 17, 2016

tender chicken

the female equivalent of a hard-on -- "when your twinky tingles"

"That hot boy gives me tender chicken"

by Valcious August 7, 2006

Suicidal Tendencies

A great punk/ thrash metal band.

Suicidal Tendencies first album kicks ass.

by Yo Momma December 8, 2004

chicken tenders

noun:
1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.

2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.

3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.

Fatty: "I like chicken tenders"

Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."

Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"

Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"

Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

tender-headed

having a sensitive scalp that is easily irritated during hair-styling procedures. Chiefly used among African-Americans, the term has existed for at least a century.

She was so tender-headed, her mom used to give her ibuprofen before she did her hair.

by hairdoer October 21, 2010

Meat Tenderizer

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.

Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."

by Frank Giuffrida December 12, 2006