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Teflon suit

A type of material, invisible to the naked human eye, that grants the wearer immunity to all forms of duty and responsibility. Commonly found in bureaucratic fields of work, such as city government, state, and federal positions. Any request for work or assistance made towards the wearer of a teflon suit will instantly bounce off, rebounding to the nearest individual not in possession of a teflon suit.
"Hey, did you ask Gary for that bi-weekly report due today?"

"Yeah, I went to his desk to get it, but somehow I ended up on the other side of the building asking Rick for it."

"Sounds like Gary just got his teflon suit back from the dry cleaners."
by Ricky Marty October 20, 2017
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Teflon president

A president who manages to remain popular and continues to get elected, despite scandal surrounding the administration or general dissatisfaction with government in general. Examples include Reagan, Clinton, and Bush II.
Iran-contra? It slides right off the Teflon president.

Monica Lewinsky? Impeachment, maybe, but the polls don't look too bad for this Teflon president.

Plamegate? Wire-tapping? Maybe your average Joe would be affected, but this is a Teflon president.
by A_1_B_2_C_______ October 9, 2006
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Teflon gravy

Teflon gravy is for all the Teflon gangsters out there . It’s regular gravy but if you’re Teflon , it’s Teflon gravy 🌝
Can you pass the gravy ? I’m Teflon the fuck you talking bout . This is Teflon gravy my nigga.
by Teflon gravy October 18, 2021
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Teflon Shield of Narcissism

An amazing feature of certain personality disorders that renders the individual technically immune from even acknowledging the possibility of corrective criticism; thereby preserving inherent self-destructive, exclusivistic tendencies.
So, he does realize that what he's saying is absolute BS and that fact-checking those ridiculous statements will make him look even more detached and idiotic, right?
Ummm, not exactly. Our Crapper in Chief is protected by a Teflon Shield of Narcissism that no logic can penetrate.
by YAWA April 8, 2020
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Teflon box

A waxed and over polished vagina.
Her box was so silky and nothing would stick, it was just like teflon. She had a teflon box.
by teflon box lover August 24, 2009
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teflon don

Donald J Trump. 2016 Republican presidential outsider candidate, known for his ability to say damned near anything to or about anyone and remain unassailable. Derives most of his support from lower and middle class whites who are sick of being called bigots and racists because they are white.
Q: Did you hear Marco Rubio's little feet, little meat accusation of Trump?
A: Yeah, who cares. Nothing stick to Teflon Don.
by Tom Troff August 18, 2016
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teflon hands

Crypto Term, Noun. A Holder of Crypto-Currency/Crypto-Assets Which cannot be pursuaded from their current path by from any input of information. -Nothing sticks to Teflon Hands.
"I have Teflon Hands, Your FUD Cant Stop me."
by SmurgeBurglur June 5, 2021
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