technotarded

One that is slow, incompetent, a noob, or poor at functioning the proper use of technological equipement.
A person who is mentally underdeveloped when it comes to the use and operation of computers, phones, cell phones, calculators, CD players, record machines, televisions, iPods, microwaves, ovens, toasters, anything with some sort of digital display, anything with some sort of analog display, radios, circuit boards, fans, lights, etc.
Someone who is retarded when it comes to the function of any sort of technology.

-Damn man, i had to help this technotard fix their monitor yesterday...and it turns out that the computer was off!
-What are you talking about!? Bill Gates is definitely not technotarded.
-Dude, my aunt is so technotarded, she couldn't even put a new contact on her phone...

by Liverwiz April 11, 2007

technoid

some dude who's obsessed with electronics and never stops talking about it, which would really drive someone up the wall, cause it so annoying. He/she is usually fat,lazy,pretty-stupid,obnoxious,a person who brags,and someone like my Dad. (which tons of you don't know)

fat ass: Gee star trek is so cool, I have every part of it on DvD!

person: will you shut up, you stupid-ass technoid!

by pimpmaster25 November 15, 2007

Technotelehomophobia

The fear of Gay robot telemarketers

Jimi Has a large fear of picking up the phone and some robot saying "Hey sexy, are you single?" which means he has technotelehomophobia!

by oregano 12345 January 3, 2008

Technotarded

The inability to operate (modern) technology without assistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.

"My parents are so technotarded they can't send an e-mail by themselves."

by D_T_Le July 26, 2009

Technolize

the coolest person alive in the history of this planet

Godly unmatched skillz

by Technolize March 16, 2005

technotian

someone, who mixes techno music. derrived from techno, and technician.

Greg mixes techno music. Greg is a technotian.

by Adrian May 13, 2005

Technocide

When your technology is doing what you want and won't do as it's told, despite having, or not having, a voice interface and you decide you're GOing to FUCKing KILL IT!

Yes Your Honour, the defendant did indeed obliterate his smartphone. After aggressively smashing it against a wall, yelling at it until red in the face, and then jumping up and down on it until it ceased functioning, the accused stated it was a crime of passion motivated by Alexa...
It's one of the worst cases of Technocide this court has come across.

by EvileDNA September 7, 2022