The term Technology Vampire comes from IRC and refers to someone who comes into a channel and begins to suck the life out of the channel by asking question after question after question. Once the Vampire has sucked the channel dry the Vampire disappears. Most often this kind of Vampire comes from Romania but have been know to come from elsewhere.
<Vampire> Hi, I want to make a web site, how do I do that?
<Regular> You need a web server with the proper extentions and then you code the pages.
<Vampire> How do I set up a server like that?
<Regular> Do you have Linux or a server version of windows?
<Vamipre> Whats linux?
<Regular> Do you know any web languages?
<Vamipre> I'm not sure what those are. What are some of them?
<Regular> What kind of web site do you want?
<Vamipre> I'm not real sure what I want.
(...ad nauseam)
<Regular> You need a web server with the proper extentions and then you code the pages.
<Vampire> How do I set up a server like that?
<Regular> Do you have Linux or a server version of windows?
<Vamipre> Whats linux?
<Regular> Do you know any web languages?
<Vamipre> I'm not sure what those are. What are some of them?
<Regular> What kind of web site do you want?
<Vamipre> I'm not real sure what I want.
(...ad nauseam)
by dev_null February 4, 2005
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Someone who is not attached to a specific department in a company, but regularly works with Sales, Marketing, Management, Development and Customer Service departments to share information and ensure everyone is working toward common goals.
Someone who is not attached to a specific department in a company, but regularly works with Sales, Marketing, Management, Development and Customer Service departments to share information and ensure everyone is working toward common goals.
Customer complaints were not being considered in the new product release, so we hired a Technology Troubadour to help specify what updates were needed to the programmers.
I wanted to sell my homemade jewelry online, but I didn't know where to start. I met a Technology Troubadour that helped me start a blog, build a website and find fans on Facebook.
I wanted to sell my homemade jewelry online, but I didn't know where to start. I met a Technology Troubadour that helped me start a blog, build a website and find fans on Facebook.
by PeaceGirl3000 February 3, 2010
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Get the Technology Atheist mug.When individuals post videos of unboxing their new gadgets, usually laptops or other computers. It is done with utmost slowness to really see the gadget and all that comes with it.
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Get the Technology Porn mug.One who does not/can not see all the potential positive benefits of technology. These feelings are often derived from and can be attributed to a lifelong confusion towards complex systems and products. Members of this group almost certainly majored in a liberal arts subject (as opposed to engineering).
When I pulled out my Treo 660, Jaime ran away. I tried text-messaging her, but she never replied. What a technology pessimist! If only she knew what she was missing...
by Cool ET June 9, 2005
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Usually atleast 3-4 of these are being preformed at once.
Usually atleast 3-4 of these are being preformed at once.
john: hey what's up tina?
tina: oh you know facebook myspace twitter YouTube...
john: oh the basic technology coma?
tina: yeah pretty much.
tina: oh you know facebook myspace twitter YouTube...
john: oh the basic technology coma?
tina: yeah pretty much.
by itsfreakingme March 13, 2009
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Bro, I'm starving, I want a grilled cheese, but I don't want to do all that work.
Dude, just technology cheese instead.
YES!
Dude, just technology cheese instead.
YES!
by sanfred December 10, 2012
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