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technoidiot

one who is not only a technophobe, but when confronted with technology, has no idea how to operate it or how to figure it out.
bill realized that mary was a technoidiot after he bought her a new blackberry and she could never check the voice mail.

aunt thelma has prooved her technoidiotness after being unable to move the mouse on the screen.
by chrisfarleysuperhero December 20, 2008
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technoise

When uber-nerds' voice gets all high and they start talking about techie shit that nobody understands.
I almost fell out when noob started blowin all that technoise out his hole.

When I asked how to turn on the computer, he came back at me with all this technoise.
by Shawn Solomon January 5, 2009
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Technocity

A scale of one to ten how good a techno beat is.
Infected Mushroom has a technocity level of 10
by B Roach June 14, 2009
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technocity

a way of measuring how amazing something using bass of techno music theory; measuring scale of 92-1000Tn's.
the song BOOM BOOM POW maybe main stream but because of its ridiculous bass it scores a 680 on the TECHNOCITY scale.

dude that last song i heard score a 900Tn+ on the TECHNOCITY scale.. It was freakin' amazing and kept me at least intertained the whole night.
by Technocity November 24, 2010
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techcident

accident caused by the use of recent technological advancement.
My girlfriend techcidently didn't invite her sister to breakfast as the text was sent to the wrong Carmen.
by RalfieDee March 11, 2011
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Technoliday

v. Taking a break from your communication devices and technology. n. the state of or time period in which one is unavailable by electronic communication or has vowed not to use such devices.
This Lent I'm taking a technoliday, which pretty much means everyone will treat me like a lepper or pariah.
by jeremouse March 30, 2011
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Technodestiny

When a technological device, out of its own accord, makes contact with another human's device, which ends up bringing each individual into their divine destiny of meeting one another.
Person A: Dude, my skype accidenty called a cute guy I hardly knew in high school!
Person B: giiiirrrrrl, don't sweat it, this is obviously your
technodestiny.
by Dysrafft May 8, 2015
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