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Tebowing

When your religion is more of a spectacle than your skill set.
"Jim, I hired you to fill out TPS reports, not to proselytize to the entire industry. You're Tebowing, and driving a lot of potential investors away."
by JustDizzle January 22, 2012
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Tebowing

A sexual position used frequently in gay male pornography where the recipient kneels on one knee while placing the opposite foot forward in order to allow a better camera view of the penetration. The position is sometimes used (although infrequently) in heterosexual pornography.
During the filming of Leo and Lance, director William Higgins often requested tebowing by star Leo Ford in order to capture the money shot.
by denisclaire December 19, 2011
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Tebowing

The act of conspicuously praying on one knee with a hand to the face.
The girl was tebowing so hard she didn't notice that I'd given her a Dirty Sanchez after the Donkey Punch.
by Trumplix Bawlz December 31, 2011
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Tebowing

Dropping to a knee in gracious praise to Allah........all the while stuffing Satan's face with your testicles (see te-bagging).
I was so happy Jesus let me make that putt that I instantly tore off all my clothes, began Tebowing and bounced by big sweaty Christian balls right off Lucifer's supple chin.
by Teboner December 19, 2011
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Tebowing

Being hyped beyond belief only to turn out to be nothing more than a massive bust. Similar to the late '90s phenomenon "leafing" (named after Ryan Leaf).
Boy I hope this new QB we drafted pans out. It seems like every QB in the last three years has wound up Tebowing.
by non-believer 15 October 30, 2011
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Teblowing

v- Te-blow-ing- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking your personal false deity by giving someone else oral sex.
As an atheist, I don't know who to thank for this great Teblowing.

You must be religious because your Teblowing is heavenly.

Her excellent skills at Teblowing made him felt great, but were almost too good, which made him wonder if she was Catholic.
by Brutal Humor January 6, 2012
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twoozing

A light sleep. Much like dozing but shorter; a two minute half sleep. Zzz....
"You can't beat some twoozing on the couch...!" Or, "You're always twoozing!"

To twooze = the verb
by T Beau Bear September 5, 2015
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