Bone In ‘Er Teat

All it took was a six pack and a carry out pizza and that slut was ready for bone in ‘er teat.
by Dick Onchin October 02, 2020
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Weenus Weebal-teat

A mystical lawn-gnome that lives in the land of the underteat
At first I thought it was a Weenus Weebal-teat but it was just a drunk midget
by watthefrukbitch May 02, 2009
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get some teat

get something to eat in appalachianese
ah stopped at foolsley's to get some teat!

before i did the presentation on caloric trans-bacteria at yale, i stopped to get some teat

while preparing the foolsley report, i had to take time out to get some teat!
by michael foolsley August 25, 2010
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puky teats

A discharge of an infected nipple will spray onto recipient and recipient will puke, thus puky teats
girl 1: I can't believe you gave me puky teats. Get the towel.
Girl 2: I just sucked on that nasty shit. I'm going to puke again...
by Timothy July 15, 2004
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Kansas teat

when you tuck your penis between your legs and get your partner to give you oral sex whilst there nose is buried in your rectum.
My wife gave me a Kansas teat last night she woke up with a stinky nose
by galekbruh January 13, 2023
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Moist Teat

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."
Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.
by Gavroche Enjolras June 01, 2012
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Milking the yellow teats

“Mate, I bet you’re gonna be milking the yellow teats before you meet that bird tomorrow. You’ve got a face like a page from a Braille book in large print!”
by Nuphagus November 20, 2019
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