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The Toaster Revolution

A political movement. The name The Toaster Revloution,came about for reasons unclear. What ever the reason the use of toasters, or rather the "correct" use of toasters has played a large part in splitting people on the issue. There are murmers of an underground war on the issue, the opposition headed by a man formerly known as Sir. James and now just as James, and the Toaster Revolution rumoured to be headed by various people through out history.
It is debated by some that James stole the name from the actual Toaster Lovers in Guelph (who actually did love toasters because women shunned them), and fabricated the entire revolution as a cover to hide some nefarious deeds of his own, the nature and origion of which noone can guess. Though certain conspiracy theorists, have tied it all in with a group of evil walrus people, who are said to live under the ground somewhere in the general area of Canada, and the northern United States, whom they believe to be the real governing force behind those countries as well as many others. The "evil walrii" as they call them are said to be coming to a war with the "Vikings under Norway" (similar idea as with the evil walruses but the walruses rely more on technology, and are walruses), in which the fate of human kind will be decided (eigther way human's reign would theoretically come to an end, it would merely be a question of complete annihilation or slavery).
Many lives were lost in the Toaster Revolution.
by James Dracon February 8, 2008
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ToasterVille

ToasterVille is a location where the ElfishToast kind use to live in harmony. After they were overpowered the survivors were tracked down and slain except for one. After many many years there was The Great Toaster war where the last survivor was able to reclaim ToasterVille. Unfortunately all that remained were the crumbles of a broken down kingdom. With the support of others the last ElfishToast was able to renew the land, construction is still ongoing as of today but within time it is said that ToasterVille may grow to be the strongest kingdom of all.
Did you hear that the ElfishToast allied with ya know who to reclaim ToasterVille? It is said that with that alliance in place nothing can stop them!
by ElfishToast May 16, 2021
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skin toaster

Helga stopped popping herself into the skin toaster after the salon added the government's ten-percent tax. Now she feeds her melanoma outdoors.
by Eric Maan July 31, 2010
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weaponized battle toaster

Person 1: Hey person 2, what was your gender again?
Person 2: Weaponized battle toaster
by person trying to be funny February 22, 2021
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CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc.

"If she/he had read the manual, she/he would know not to put toasters in water." ~Clap
Clap: "I am CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc., the greatest man alive!"

You: "What do you mean, Clap is dead????"
by demitridasoda December 7, 2022
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Toaster Bath

The act of placing one’s toaster into one’s filled bathtub with the desired effect of death.
Justin: “Hey Clay, I heard Hannah Baker committed toaster bath.”

Clay: “Yeah it’s all the rage now!”
by GOTY'M March 6, 2019
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Testerical

A man totally overcome by his raging hormones and being just too male, especially when it comes to fast cars.
He became totally testerical when his girlfriend scratched his Alfa Romeo.
by Gwazel July 11, 2014
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