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Afghanistan based group. Said to have harboured Al Quaeda and allowed their training camps. Noted for their severe Islamic beliefs and their repression of women's rights.

Lesser known for being one of the few of the many tribes in Afghanistan to have held the entire country securely for any period of time.
Pro-US troops during the Cold War, succesfully defended against cold war-USSR for many many years.
Taleban forces retreated to caves where they put up stiff resistance.
taliban by Ep1taph July 14, 2003
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Talibaning 

Verb. Infinitive: Taliban
(1) The act of waiting out an opposition or complication until the right opportunity or ideal conditions for guaranteed success arise. only cis or trans people who identify with the pronouns He/Him can use this verb

(2) Agreeing to something with a superior party knowing well that you intend on forfeiting on that agreement to take advantage of an unstable third party while parading as a mother f'n Badass. Particularly applicable in conditions where you will take property from said unstable party that were given by the superior party. again, only cis or trans people who identify with the pronouns He/Him can use this verb
Can't wait to bang Sally this weekend! I am just talibaning mom and pop's until they go to Nanna's funeral in Michigan next weekend.
Talibaning by PanamaGeo7 August 16, 2021

talibangelical 

A Christian fundamentalist who wants to impose their beliefs on others and attempt to establish law based on religious principles and ideologies. They have no concept of separation of Church and State and some will even resort to violence to make a point of their faith.
Those Talibangelicals are talking about creating an army for Jesus?
talibangelical by kohina July 7, 2009

Talibanistan 

Afghanistan and the surrounding countries with terrorist forces
Did you hear that the U.S. is starting to pull out of Talibanistan?
Talibanistan by Tiche ma'Deek January 20, 2011

Talibanuary 

In the month of January, continuing the growth of male facial hair on from Movember and Decembeard into a long and dirty beard - Talibanuary.
I'm going to grow my beard really long and dirty for Talibanuary.
Talibanuary by Kael Denn February 1, 2013

taliban tickler 

Shower sex move where you pick the girl up so she's straddling you, then do a clean and jerk and pop her up on your shoulders so you're giving her a backwards shoulder ride in the shower. All this while ensuring the shower head tickles her clit as you feast on her snatch. You will feel like you're being water boarded by a combination of h20 and pussy juice as if you were a member of the Taliban under interrogation at Guantanamo bay.
She wanted to get fucked in the shower, so I picked her up and gave her a Taliban tickler to warm her up.
taliban tickler by CMoney_L July 2, 2014

Talibanosis

Fear of pussy footing terrorists called the Taliban
That recruit is suffering from Talibanosis.
Talibanosis by Jmgeneious June 11, 2018