by Mad Guru June 15, 2009
Get the Tappin' The Gucci mug.To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!
Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"
Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."
Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."
by Freees4224 June 28, 2009
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The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.
‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook
by 535 October 9, 2012
Get the Dick Tamping mug.(Originated in Delco) Straw tapping is a drinking activity involving two people per team. One glass is placed under a beer tap and two straws are inserted into the glass. The tap is pulled and both people drink the beer out of the cup through the straws as quickly as possible while not allowing the glass to fill up. Often timed and matched up vs. another team of two.
by Delco Broads October 20, 2013
Get the straw tapping mug.An act performed by a male to gauge his partner’s responsive interest in having anal sex.
The male withdraws his penis during doggie style vaginal sex and begins to repeatedly tap the tip of his penis against his partner’s anus. If there is permission to enter, they will moan and grind hard on the tip assisting with rear entry. If anal is rejected, response is typically hearing “Oh hell no” or “Uh Uh” and tappin’ resumes on the vagina if you haven’t turned her off.
The male withdraws his penis during doggie style vaginal sex and begins to repeatedly tap the tip of his penis against his partner’s anus. If there is permission to enter, they will moan and grind hard on the tip assisting with rear entry. If anal is rejected, response is typically hearing “Oh hell no” or “Uh Uh” and tappin’ resumes on the vagina if you haven’t turned her off.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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Get the foot tapping mug.Whe you want to start off a new bottle of liquor right. Prior to opening every one who will be partaking in the 1st shot taps the "bottom" of of the bottle. Its almost like a luck thing or blessing the bottle.
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