Derogitory name given to Melbourne, Australia. Fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club are routinely referred to as "tards" by rival football fans due to their moronic behaviour. Therefore, Tardistan became the nickname given to Melbourne and/or Melbourne's football stadium.
by Kozzie January 10, 2007
Get the tardistan mug.Vulgar term for the anus, rectum and bowels. Named after the main character's transportation machine in the popular UK Sci-Fi programme "Dr.Who". The 'tardis' held a lot more than it looked from the outside.
by chris wheelie April 28, 2005
Get the dung tardis mug.the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.
by stone flint May 31, 2004
Get the velvet tardis mug.she is a salty but can be sweet. boys fear her and teachers get on her nerves. she is a great leader and everyone can trust her.
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Get the Tarisa mug.A device often wished for by software developers who have been given unreasonable deadlines to complete their work. Although typically this would be used to give the benefit of hindsight to oneself in the past, many would wish to use it to kill the parent/grandparent of the project manager, thus ensuring they will never have been born.
by FatHairyCoder March 23, 2005
Get the tardis mug.Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..
by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003
Get the beer tardis mug.The language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one's friends (who are also tards).
note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.
note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.
by StormCyko July 12, 2004
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