Caution fallin tards

a person who dresses as a criplle and falls out of trees when people walk by and start screaming for help then they take their cripple costume off slap the person and run while screaming I AM AN ANGRY PIZZA MAN!!!!!

dude i went caution falling tarding with my friend the other day...

by Urban boiyii March 6, 2005

Malicious Tards

1. A stupid bitch who spreads crabs amongst people.
2. They can strike in packs and roam in their natural habitat, Xbox live.
3. A little kid, who is constantly screaming.

Wholy shit dude, I got cancer and crabs from that Malicious Tards.

by The Game, You Lost It March 1, 2010

bitch tards

a cabal laughed at on the campus of bard college. they characterized by their malicious and dense temperaments.

oh no watch out, here come those bitch tards with shanks in hand

by sugar ray leonard August 24, 2007

Crit-tards

Retards who use Critical leaders in Raid and messes up for everyone trying to get the Rare drops from the Crit-resistant body parts.
They include, but are not limited to, the following units:
Avant, Korzan, Griff, Zedus etc

And so another Crit-tard joins the party in Raid and makes everyone's life miserable.

I wish those Crit-tards would learn to play the game properly and not destroy everyone else's contribution.

by DPShiro September 15, 2016

finsta tards

the most amazing instagram on the whole site. they make everything better and if your not following finsta.tards idk what your thinking

have you seen the #lit post finsta tards posted?
finsta tards is #betterthanyou

by a saucer in a near by boat 🚣‍♀️ April 23, 2018

Tardy Tards

This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.

"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"

by Noremac1981 December 29, 2020

bag of tards

The ballsack of a stupid man or a retarded man.

That idiot over there is carrying around a bag of tards.

by poxifide January 18, 2011