tardonaut

Someone who contributes significantly to the field of exploration in human stupidity.

Notice that no one left with her. So either she went alone, rather unlikely, or her friends thought she was an utter tardonaut.

by execute December 15, 2008

tardoholic

Someone who acts retarded when drunk.

Also someone who might be really intelligent when smart, but an instant retard when they start drinking.

You were a total Tardoholic at that party last night.

by TJ Matto June 26, 2009

tardo toss

playing catch while in a circle of people and the circle is moving clockwise or counter clockwise

Hey, do you guys want to play tardo toss?

by Beytwice August 8, 2012

tardo lardo

Derived originally from the store Cargo Largo, it means an overweight mentally handicapped person.

TJ is such a wankin' tardo lardo.

by BShizznatch July 1, 2005

tardo

Similar to wordretard/word. A word conglomeration /word of a retard and an wordidiot/word.

Man this kid from 2nd block is such a tardo...He wears a Jacket, sweat pants, and gloves to school right in the middle of the summer.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Tardguard

A tardgaurd is a godlike item that you will need when there are to many tard at once

I need a Tardguard for all these tards coming at me

by Ya Tard February 14, 2018

tardomhood

where you live in a land of idiocy and you can't see what's plainly in front of you.

when you don't see that you and your boyfriend are totally cute.
shelly, you live in tardomhood.

by schnyzenheimer germania December 21, 2006