tardout

to freak out or sudenly do something clumsy, silly or stupid.

don't tardout over this man. its not a big deal.

by darkmugan June 1, 2005

Don-Tardo

To do, look, or say something retarded.

That kid in the short school bus must be don-tardo.

by Bill Hendrick September 14, 2006

tardo

A tardo is the evolution of a retard. when a retard gains the ability to function among normal people but is still considered retarded because of his or her awkwardness. Tardos are prone to crapping their pants in public and will most likely try to attack you if you make too much eye contact. The best way to deal with tardos is to keep away.

Steve: Holy Crap!!! did you see that new kid. I was checkin her out and then she just friggin jumped out of her chair and tried to attack me. What a tardo.

Jorge: You know what steve? I think she just crapped her pants.

by k rico October 26, 2005

tardlet

A Small Retarted Child

Man look at that tardlet he is drooling all over the place

by Doctor J 69 May 1, 2008

tardlord

Lord of the tard, controller of this great civilization. This illustrious joint consciousness rules all of the hive cities on the planet Lower Sindromaticus. For millennia, they have been in conflict with the cruel chromosomatic self-aware slime residing on Upper Sindromatricus, an asteroid belt located between HAT-P-67 and GJ 504b.

OUR illustrious TARDLORD is really on it today. OUR TARDLORD is expanding their territory, enveloping the entire Alcyoneus galaxy. They have feeling, but they are not a being. They do not have consciousness in of themselves, but OUR TARDLORD is much greater than a feeling. It is an all-enveloping sensation of euphoria and UNLIMITED POWER!!

by Fremshit February 18, 2022

Tardle Shell

The 'tardle shell' is the turtleshell-like tiny backpack so frequently seen on the morbidly obese and mentally challenged folks in our society.

You often see heavy set people with these backpacks, which have two straps (usually black and/or thin, corded). These straps go around the shoulders to hold the tardle shell in place in the middle of the back.

The name 'tardle shell' comes from 'turtle shell' and 'retard', since often those called 'retards' wear these backpacks like shells.

Did you see that fat chick crossing the street? She had on a tardle shell!

by AbbeyRoade June 26, 2009

Tardonics

The language of retards, or someone who speaks stupidly.

He's making no sense whatsoever. He's speaking Tardonics.

by Broadacres January 17, 2011