Noun- A person who is thought to have relatively normal cognitive function, but has temporarily lost control or memory of all cognitive function. A king of the Tards, especially in the genre of video games. Someone who repetitively screws up or Homes Out. A person who, if you didn't know them, you'd think they were mentally impaired.
Dude quit being a tardlo and put on your pants!
Look at that tardlo, he thinks he's all that with his spinner belt.
Look at that tardlo, he thinks he's all that with his spinner belt.
by Riverjordan January 30, 2009
Get the Tardlo mug.Genetically disfigured spermatozoa which can potentially bore mentally and/or physically impaired offspring once mated with an unfertilized egg. Common among male inbred species (see: hicks) and those who undertake long periods of celibacy without masturbation. The chances of producing tardpoles can be minimized by strict adherence to ALL of the following:
1. Prevention of any injury to the gonads.
2. Avoidance of mating with one's sister, cousin, and/or other close relative.
3. Frequent stimulation of the penis until after ejaculation has been achieved.
1. Prevention of any injury to the gonads.
2. Avoidance of mating with one's sister, cousin, and/or other close relative.
3. Frequent stimulation of the penis until after ejaculation has been achieved.
"Dude, Ortiz just got beaned in the sack by a 95 mph fastball...He'll be shooting tardpoles from now on."
by MJDP May 4, 2008
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Get the tardsome mug.A friend who's a (re)tard and walks fast with his head down and avoids conversations with others. He thinks he's cooler than his "friends" that carry Macbook Pros with his Lenovo Thinkpad. Also enjoys playing games with kids who are less than 10. He's also Jewish as he plays Combat Arms, APB, and all F2P games in general. Also, generally in a butthurt mood. Generally, a complete retard who's Jewish.
It's 7am. Our subject, Tardnold, is now in the mood for something a little "hardcore". he puts on his noise canceling gaming headset and goes to his pornographic website of choice. he finds a nice video and gets into position. unknown to tardnold, he forgot to lock his bedroom door, and his mother happens to bring him a plate of pancakes for breakfast. she is horrified at the site of this. her own son jacking off. she taps him on the shoulder, and he flips, accidentally dropping his laptop on the ground, and the plate of pancakes in his mother's hand. left on the ground is a mass of computer parts, maple syrup, and the semen of the subject. No laptop. No pancakes. No respect from his mother. Tardnold
by Swaggatron October 23, 2011
Get the Tardnold mug.Under George W Bush, America became the world's premier tardocracy.
The Palin 2012 campaign proposes a new benchmark for tardocracy.
The Palin 2012 campaign proposes a new benchmark for tardocracy.
by Pipe Downn October 24, 2010
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Get the Tarslonn mug.Tardogoloid is said to someone whenever they act retarded and also like a mong so basically mega retarded
Mike: dude look at james hes so retarded
Lucas: Retarded? More like Tardogoloid
Mike: Oh shit you right you are so right he is a tardogoloid thanks mate i will put that in my dictionary thanks so much
Lucas: Retarded? More like Tardogoloid
Mike: Oh shit you right you are so right he is a tardogoloid thanks mate i will put that in my dictionary thanks so much
by Conqueror April 6, 2020
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