tar hose

A long, heavy black hose made from a tarry rubber substance. A black man's penis is sometimes compared to a tar hose.

"My father wants to kill my boyfriend, but he can't keep his tar hose away from me."

by king of graphics January 13, 2007

Tar Shits

A defecation that is so thick that it clings to the inside of the ass cheeks like a thick, roofing tar and requires excessive wiping to clean up. Tar Shits most often require clean up with a wet washcloth or simply disrobing and jumping in the shower so that a steady steam of warm water can aid in clean up. Clean up of a Tar Shit is often referred to as Tar Wipes.

Roger went to the doctor because he was tired of his constant Tar Shits. His doctor told him that he was consuming too much dietary fat which was making his stool sticky and greasy.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Tar-zchay

n. Only way to pronounce and refer to the retail chain otherwise known as Target-- especially if you are under 40 and have ever even heard of a Target store.

Am I trying to find it at Walmart? No way man, this is going need a trip to Tar-zchay.

by galcoolest July 27, 2005

Tar-o-dusta-teen

The substance found within a customers computer that is created from constant dust and nicotine intake.

The tar-o-dusta-teen in that was caked in your pc caused it to fry. You need a new one.

Billy, if you continue using your computer as an air purifier next to your ashtray, you will kill it with tar-o-dusta-teen

by CR Wade December 17, 2012

Tar-Square-hole

Someone or something idiotic.

Synonym - Shnang

You flipping Tar-Square-hole!

You massive tar-Square-hole

by LJC publishes words September 9, 2020

Tar Runner Mud Baby

noun
noun: Tar Runner Mud Baby
1.
A toddler or very young child of African American decent that is seen primarily in urban areas wearing nothing but a diaper and a pacifier.

synonyms: Niglet, Nigger baby, Hood Angel, Jiggabooboo

"I nearly fell out of my rocking chair and dropped my boom stick when that little tar runner mud baby ran up to my porch"

"There ain't no sense in havin' a Tar Runner Mud Baby if they gonna be needin' that there welfare"

by DR RELEVANT March 6, 2017

tar baby

A dummy made of tar, which cannot be struck without getting oneself hopelessly stuck to it--from the story "Mr. Rabbit and Mr. Fox" by Joe Harris, as told by his fictional narrator, Uncle Remus.

Tar baby has become short hand for a situation better avoided than confronted.

The issue of immigration has become a tar baby for president Gearge W. Bush.

by thalio May 23, 2006