Tallahassee

One of the greatest zombie killers of Zombieland (formerly known as the United States of America).

Lover of Twinkies and hater of the undead

A very dangerous man, currently in the ass-kicking business.

When Tallahassee gets going, he sets the standard for "not to be fucked with".

by The_Teek November 5, 2009

tallahussy

Any girl that goes to Florida State University or FAMU that's acts in promiscuous/immoral ways. Also known as a slut, but can also be used to describe a bitch and/or a stuck up, snobby girl. Particularly applicable in describing FSU sorority girls.

-Yo how are things going with that girl you met at chubby's?

-Man she was just another tallahussy, a one night stand, that's it.

also:
-Bruh why don't you talk to Sarah?

-Bruh she's actin like she's too good for a nigga... one of them tallahussys. She just wants that frat boy meat.

-Damn

by nose35 February 17, 2009

Tallahassee Water Fountain

When someone has a mouthful of semen, spits out up into the air in an arc like a water fountain.

... aaaaaaaaand as a grand finale the prostitute pulled off a Tallahassee Water Fountain with perfect form.

by DIlJoSam January 31, 2020

Tallahassee Teabag

A condom in which one has ejaculated, but left on the penis either tied or not. Can be given or thrown onto another person.

"Rick that was disgusting, giving her a Tallahassee Teabag when you were done."

"James pulled a ole Tallahassee Teabag when he went to visit his wife on a conjugal visit."

by Jorge Jorge December 9, 2008

Tallahassee Trap Door

A specialty move in the game of Gotcha. While an opponent's back is turned. You reach through the back his legs and place a firm grip on his wanker from below. Stealth and precision are keys to this move. If failed you will recieve a handful of testicals or taint. Be advised, no points are awarded for grabbing testicals or taint. When the move is executed, standard rules do apply. It is then manditory to yell Gotcha!

How did gotcha go last night? I lost in the last minute by a Tallahassee Trap Door. Fucker came out of no where!

by Bledsoe July 8, 2011

tallahassee twist

An unspeakable oral sex maneuver that is illegal in 14 states and regions of Cuba. Rumored that JFK was assassignated for performing such act.

The Tallahassee Twist, the only twist that is harder than a M. Night Shyamalan movie.

by AC SlayinPussy January 25, 2017

tallahassee mudslide

The act of unleashing diarrhea down a partner's chest while suspended over their head, preferably on monkey bars.

Lets go to Taco Bell before bed so I can give you a Tallahassee mudslide.

by Jose guava October 19, 2013