Freddy Takes a Shit

A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.

Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"

by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020

takeshi's castle

A Japanese TV game show in which contestants must complete several (usually about 5-6) challenges in order to defeat the enemy, Count Takeshi. Contestants are 'lead' by General Lee.

In the United States, this show is adapted and voiced-over, so as to make it a comical 'sports' show. This adaptation is dubbed "MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge".

by foolish samurai March 4, 2005

takeshi's castle

cult japanese game show, voiced over by craig charles. basically, loads of funny challenges that involve people getting hurt or muddy and looking like twats. genius

A)oh shit, there's 3 episodes of takeshi's castle in a row. we'll be up til 1 am
B) we could always not watch it


A and B) nah, that aint gonna happen

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

Takeshi

A warrior of God.

Takeshi, God is by your side.

by PrayDreamer July 21, 2018

takemehomerry

Takemehomerry is the most funniet and prettiest person ever. One of the best Harry styles/one direction fanpages

Person: who's your fav mutual?

Me: takemehomerry ofcourse

by Loui.tomlinson.tpwk June 22, 2021

It Takes Bun to Know Bun Burger

A burger served on a fancy bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Bun to Know Bun Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

takeshima

uncountable and countable
an alcoholic drink made from rice, or a type of this drink.

a glass of takeshima
a delicious takeshima

by Shimane Ken July 30, 2005