table

To be flatchested and have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooliagn!

by Hitler's table Eleanor February 06, 2018

table

thing that breaks verry easily if you stack bricks on top of it

kid stacks bricks on top of a table. table breaks. kid:"oh no...our table...it's broken

by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022

'tabling

Spending inordinate amounts of time on the site turntable.fm listening to and playing music for other 'tablers. The term is short for "turntabling".

Wow, I'm tired, I was up 'tabling all night playing 80s hits in the New Wave room.

by smithla8 July 11, 2011

on the table

a position of visibility or legitimacy

when your married booty partner intrduces you to the spouse as a "friend", s/he has put you on the table.

by moesha1 August 09, 2006

Table

A girl who is big and round; a fatty.

"Check it out, Ullas is hitting on a table!"

"Holy crap, this one's gotta weigh atleast 300 pounds"

by Torrid April 18, 2006

on table

and adjective; to mean making a swear or promise.

Friend: Do you and that girl talk.

You: NO! on table !! Bro!

by Trinn0051 April 05, 2017

Table

How do you not know what a table is

Yo this table is propped hard

by hhatstealer1 December 08, 2021