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Buying Tables

Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.
"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"
by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011
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league tables

Lists of schools or colleges from the best down to the worst
League tables for schools and colleges may actually help unintentionally to perpetuate inequalities, while claiming to promote the raising of standards.
by Jud'Ed March 22, 2018
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veggie tables

the group full of chochs, they often are late to their own birthday celebrations, and the group has 5 asians and one caucasian. they are the baddest bitches on this side of the earth and vibe pretty well. COVID really fucked up this year, but the choches pulled through. They often roast each other and can talk deeply about meaningful topics. Typically they will refer to themselves with avatar names (names from the avatar: the last airbender the show, not the movie, the movie sucked).none of them are willing to buy ice cream for aang, which makes them all chochs.
1. those girls must be the veggie tables, they're literally the biggest chocs I've ever seen.
by gruffafalina brown March 27, 2021
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smelling tables

Snorting cocaine (coke) from a flat surface
wanna go smell that table ?

what do you think that counter smells like ?

Smelling Tables
by atwoody03 June 7, 2023
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smelling tables

Snorting cocaine (coke) from a flat surface
wanna go smell that table ?

what do you think that counter smells like ?

Smelling Tables
by atwoody03 June 7, 2023
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Hit the tables

Play in the casino.
We should hit the tables. Maybe get something out of this. You want to talk about that, I'll be down at the tables. (Unsolved TV Show, episode 2)
by Chingachguk May 19, 2018
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Michael's Bedside Tables

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.
"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."
by moochers April 16, 2019
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