seriously... judging from her biography, tila nguyen's done nothing except drugs before being 'discovered' by playboy. i guess some people are luckier than others
by anonymous henchman May 27, 2006
Get the tila nguyen mug.1. The quintessential publicity whore who gained fame by exploiting the asian fetishes of douchebag bros who love midgets with fake tits.
2. A chigger poser who lied about being attacked by Shawn Merriman coincidentally at the same time her fame was fading and the 2009 NFL season opening was all over the news. She fabricated photos of bruises on her body that somehow got leaked to the internet....by her.
3. An old lady who is sadly still trying to appear to be "sexy" in an attempt to hold onto her pathetic fame.
2. A chigger poser who lied about being attacked by Shawn Merriman coincidentally at the same time her fame was fading and the 2009 NFL season opening was all over the news. She fabricated photos of bruises on her body that somehow got leaked to the internet....by her.
3. An old lady who is sadly still trying to appear to be "sexy" in an attempt to hold onto her pathetic fame.
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"Yea, that was Tila Tequila."
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by Gomer June 30, 2003
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YAY!!
YAY!!
by 3mos-r-cool October 18, 2008
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Often appears followed by the phrase 'fuckin ridiculous'
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Often appears followed by the phrase 'fuckin ridiculous'
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by huhwatstc January 20, 2009
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