texting turrets

Random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.

He brings out my texting turrets.

by Jayz'sgrrl June 24, 2011

butt-turrets

A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable urges to smack/grab/pinch or otherwise interact with butts.

He was quite offended that I pinched his ass until I calmly explained I had butt-turrets.

by Boo-boo Kitty Fuck December 21, 2009

turrets

exclamation typically shouted immediately after killing an opponent from a gun turret on Halo 2

maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
daftkill: aw fuuuuuck!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
TTOMO: aw sheeeyit!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
luckyelbow: damn you mrs. butterworth!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!

by TuRReTs! July 31, 2005

turretros

a turrets like syndrome when instead of profanities, the sufferer spouts out phrases that have not been in the common vernacular for at least 15 years

'Aye Carumba?' Suzy it looks like your turretros is getting the best of you again.

by eyun February 3, 2010

turritopsis dohrnii

The Turritopsis dohrnii, more commonly known as the immortal jellyfish, is the first species to be found immortal. This amazing creature was first founded in 1883 by Austin Wiesmann. Austin Wiesman was a german evolutionary biologist mainly known for his germ plasm theory, once known as Weismannism.

Turritopsis dohrnii is the first creature to be found immortal.

by Legend child December 16, 2016

Corporate turrets

When someone sticks their foot in their mouth in a corporate setting/meeting.

Manager A says "The xyz sales contest is not worth the paper it is written on." Not realizing the current CEO sitting in the room got promoted on that idea. "I can't believe I said that, I have corporate turrets."

by JS63 December 9, 2010

Testicle Turret

The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.

Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret

by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009