Wait no telling

A phrase originating from green springs school lekki in Nigeria which is used when you really don’t care about what you’re hearing and you didn’t ask

Mosope: yesterday I was playing football

Everyone: wait no telling

by 9 nwanekwu January 25, 2020

waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

What oversensitive preschoolers say when they don't get their way.

First kid: Let's play on the swings!
Second kid: I'd rather play on the toy horsey.
First kid: Waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

by sjenetmkp March 28, 2010

Tolling

When someone hooks up with someone else on a vacation or trip, typically a school trip, and then turns it into a long term relationship.

He was totally tolling her on that band trip to Boston.

by kawaiimoon April 17, 2011

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

Rape.

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

by Interactive November 6, 2009

Telling a Romney

Untruth; talking shit; lying; deceiving; telling you his Arthur is his Martha but she aint.

My boy said this shit was fire but that nigga be telling a Romney...

by MattMan65 November 3, 2012

telling on

to tell on someone is to inform his or her parent/guardian/superior/jedi that they were recently caught doing the hibbity gibbity with their cousin and are now acting sheepish.

Oh my god, Tim, don't you know that telling on your mate is not lekker!

by Milkmobile July 25, 2014

telling a daniel

To lie, mislead or not tell the truth. Deception at its finest.

Liar: They're going to tow your car.
Honest person: I talked to the super. It's fine. You need to stop telling a daniel, man.
Liar 1: Ok.

Liar: They don't have any french presses at the store.
Honest person: You're telling a daniel again. There's one on sale for 11.99.

Liar: Oh. Can you pick it up?

by Boss Hog 1234 March 5, 2017