traveling secretary

A hooker who travels around with you.

He brought his traveling secretary to the conference.

by crspybits June 27, 2023

Traveling Toothbrush

When you brush your teeth while walking and not in the bathroom.

Mother: Is that the traveling toothbrush?
Timmy: Yes

by BlitzBerries June 7, 2024

Traveling-Assiduousness

The Unrelenting, Unapologetic Pursuit of Excellence Through Unmatched Grit, Leveraging the Travel Ecosystem

The Traveling CEO Leveraged Traveling-Assiduousness to Persevere and Be A Role Model for Those He Serves.

by TravelingWiki October 19, 2025

Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants

When a friend or bro leaves a pair of pants at your house, you

ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.

Dude, Aaron his pants at my house after changing into his swim trunks, I am going to let him join the Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants.

by Texas-flood February 19, 2013

astro traveling

Means to go get high. Used by popular underground hip-hop artist madlib (aka Quasimoto)

"...and we commence to astro traveling"

by Slide Kardell June 3, 2004

Time Traveling

When you get so drunk that you black out, but when you come back into consciousness you are in a new place at a future time.

After that last shot i started to time travel until i found myself on the bathroom floor.

by The Cab May 28, 2005

Time Traveling

A drunken loss of time and place

"I had one foot in the Delorean last night"

"Me and Marty McFly got to know eachother last night"

"Time Traveling is a favorite past time of mine"

by cjamesw January 15, 2009