Teedle Toucher

One who gets pleasure by touching teedles.

That old guy over there is a teedle toucher, never mind hes just a full blown child molester!!!

by The Great Atche February 27, 2018

Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.

Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.

by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018

The Grass Touchers

A group of really sexy men who get so much pussy

Females: Look at all them hotties over there, the must be the Grass Touchers

by Daddy Hadz April 20, 2022

pole-toucher

Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."

"Here, have some of my homebrew."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"

"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."

by bortschuss May 1, 2007

Leg-Toucher

A motorcycle rider who cannot perform a boxed double u-turn without touching their leg on the ground. These riders think their riding ability is better than it actually is, and typically want to buy bikes that are too big for them to handle at their skill level.

Rider 1: "Who let that kid get a motorcycle license? I heard he couldn't even complete the figure eight without putting his foot down."
Rider 2: "Yea, scoring high on the written test doesn't mean shit if you're a leg-toucher."

by Instructor Josh August 30, 2010

Table Toucher

When someone is so fat there stomach actually touches the table in sitting at a booth in a restaurant.

Mike: I can't fit in this booth and I'm spilling food on me.

Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.

by Lvannienwenhove December 5, 2010

toucher of cancer

A person who loves memes, he makes some of the best memes at there. With millions of views (not really) he is the best in the world!

Toucher of cancer is great at memes.

by Some dude who is asleep November 6, 2018