toolbox

One who can fix anything. A handyman but better. A real problem solver

This engine is all fucked up. It won't run no matter what I try to do to fix it. We need a real toolbox to figure it out.

by Eric January 27, 2005

toolbox

One who receives a lot of tools (cock). A prostitute or whore.

Sally screws everybody, she is a real "toolbox".

by Alice in Wonderland13 May 23, 2009

Dominican toolbox

A toolbox in which the contents contain usually cheap broken tools, trash wrapper's, and tools stolen from other workers that somehow never are returned. Note if you question why your stuff is there the race card may be brought up or they may act confused and all of the sudden don't understand English anymore. It also is probably your fault if items they didn't return are in their procession.

I can not find my tape so I will have to check the Dominican toolbox.

by 7mary3 September 14, 2014

Toolbox McBro

A nice guy with tool-ish tendencies. Often goes shirtless. Frequent conversation topics include rugby, power-lifting, and old-school hip-hop. Prefers Ferraris to women. Can be shortened to "TBMcB"."

Jeff is such a Toolbox McBro, he showed me his lats today after he got back from rugby classes. I didn't ask to see.

by Not TBMcB October 19, 2009

Toolbox extraordinaire

Worse than a tool, even worse than a toolbox. The highest capacity of being a tool.

Coined on Jake and Amir

Jake: Amir, leave my brother alone, you don't even know him.

Amir: Maybe you should stop being such a toolbox extraordinaire!

by pez123 December 13, 2010

Japanese Toolbox

When one dude is fucking another dude while playing with his balls with a pair of chopsticks.

I saw Dustin Diamond hooking up with this dude and the dude gave him a sweet Japanese Toolbox!

by Stankmuffin October 09, 2006

toolbox

a complete total tool,

1) someone who tries too hard to fit in and just turns out as a total loser

2) also someone who will do anything to please you.

1) Kid: "Who the hell was that kid?! who does he think he is?
Me: "Oh..you met Josh, he's a toolbox, if you ignore him he may go away..."

2) Kid: "Man I wish I had some money"
Me: "Dude just go ask Josh, he's a fuckin toolbox"

by 1337is64`/ October 18, 2006